People Don't Kill People, Buckets Kill People

Home Depot - Baby Killer?

Regulated by:
The Department of Pools, Spas and Water

It's absolutely intolerable that the Obama administration is
ignoring this horrible threat to the life and safety of American
children that looms above us every day.

Buckets alone kill far more children than firearms.

Of course, we must move towards banning all private
swimming poools, since they kill even more children.

But American is not ready for that, so we must move
more slowly there.

We need to have mandatory swimming pool and
spa licensing and registration.

Pool and spa classes.
A waiting period for prospective pool and spa owners.
And a very strict licensing process for pool and spa
dealers and contractors.

Finally, to stimulate the economy, we need to create
a new Federal Department. The Department of Pools,
Spas and Water.

This will also be good for the environment. As you know
there is a horrible international drought and water shortage
CRISIS.

Greedy Republicans and Libertarians who use more
than their fair share of water must be reined in.

Copyright Bruce Cohen, February 2009